Life - This Great Stage of Fools

Apr 17

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

Apr 17

the Stark sisters showing some talent

Apr 17
thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

Apr 17

lac3dwithnitr0glycerin:

How to get a boyfriend at W&M

Apr 17
Apr 17

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

Apr 17

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Apr 16
Apr 16

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

Apr 16

lac3dwithnitr0glycerin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

My god…

Apr 16

I see nothing wrong here.

Apr 16